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Too Demotivational Poster


AND THE LORD SAID -


TAGS: i haven t gone too far have i
Rating: 4.39/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

AudioStalker - August 20, 2010, 6:03 pm
Haha... 5 Holy Body parts.
Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 10:41 am
ROR! 5L


EPIC FAILURE - I hope you lost a bet. And even then, YOU DON'T BET INK!


TAGS: owned fail ink tattoo tatoo my little pony wolverine
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

bill - October 19, 2009, 4:09 pm
lol, tatoo removal is advirtised at the side of my comp
RushReference - June 9, 2009, 2:45 pm
The best part about ink is that you get to live with your genius moments for the rest of your life...


SPACEBOOK - Even HERE it's not safe for work!


TAGS: darth vader tool stormtrooper starwars facebook
Rating: 3.95/5

More motifakes by Chopperliscious

DreMagnum - October 26, 2009, 1:05 pm
Thats why we have a facebook group now
agdaniele - October 26, 2009, 12:07 pm
Touche, Random.
MrRandom - October 26, 2009, 12:00 pm
You could, but then you would just sound stupid. It's how life works.
agdaniele - October 26, 2009, 11:58 am
Fact is, getting Facebook involved exposes Motifake to more people... more people, more money. It's a win-win for Mr. M. Can't argue for that.
Chopperliscious - October 25, 2009, 8:37 pm
Thanks Agz. From now on it's Googles policy of "Do no evil" and chasing an honest click. The Webmaster fully wants us to use facebook - which isn't black hat - unless It's garnering votes ( which I did and repent of ). Honest clicks clickity clack.
agdaniele - October 25, 2009, 4:30 pm
Look at the company you're in right now on the top 7... this poster is worth it without getting "help"
agdaniele - October 25, 2009, 4:29 pm
I really like this poster... a lot. But, to ask friends for 5L ratings? That doesn't make it a better poster. Just know in your heart that it's good, and let the ratings fall where they may.
Eugene - October 25, 2009, 1:41 am
Full of win, this is


VIRGINITY -




SEE FOR YOURSELF -


TAGS: cartoon police
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - January 16, 2013, 8:43 pm
Hah! Thanks.
MissPriss - January 16, 2013, 8:43 pm
No..thank you dy!
MissPriss - January 16, 2013, 8:42 pm
Thank you uggy!
GaryO - January 13, 2013, 12:38 pm
Hah! N-I-C-E
dy2012 - January 13, 2013, 11:48 am
5L thnx 4 making me lawf!woof! woof!
ughomer - January 13, 2013, 6:59 am
Mwa-ho-ho-ho! 5L for Pwissy!


HI - I don't want a job.... Ever.


TAGS: loser idiot face tattoo
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Losifer

DonQ - May 12, 2012, 10:09 pm
He should take a good look in the mirror before blaming others for his misfortunes.
DonQ - May 12, 2012, 10:02 pm
Sorry about that, what I meant to say is that they should look themselves in the mirror fist before they start blaming others for thei misfortunes
rerun - May 12, 2012, 7:02 pm

wow DonQ, care to clarify your feelings here?
DonQ - May 12, 2012, 2:14 pm
You guys have this all wrong!!! It`s not his fault he can`tget a job, it`s the jews,hispanics,blacks and orientals fault!!!
rudeboy308 - August 4, 2011, 5:45 pm
In this crummy job market, how can I make myself even less employable? Never get a tattoo where a judge can see it, is what I was told! 5 L's.
tellitlikeitis - August 4, 2011, 7:10 am
This is good, thanks for the funny.


THIS CARTOON - It's a culturally, ethnically, religiously, and politically correct one. Please enjoy it responsibly. Thank you.


TAGS: real rarity cartoon viba
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by viba

thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 9, 2013, 12:54 pm
Ooooooh, dis! =-O
dootndo2 - October 10, 2011, 2:05 pm
Actually, it's white so it's not politically correct.
autumnspirit - December 7, 2010, 10:48 pm
Politically correct comment... below. (Overused, didn't vote)
autumnspirit - December 7, 2010, 10:46 pm
.
jameswnash - December 7, 2010, 10:01 pm
Seen it before long time ago
GySgt1811 - December 7, 2010, 8:47 pm
It's like that middle school trick football play on U-tube. You can usually only get away with it once. 5 this time.
Reality Lord - December 7, 2010, 5:30 pm

i actually like this!


STUPID TATTOOS - We all know someone who would.


TAGS: tattoo fail happy face
Rating: 3.21/5

More motifakes by TheWolf

Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:32 pm
I'm betting he drew that with a sharpie.
Derek - June 10, 2010, 5:58 pm
Great idea - a "mo" in a moment! :})


GINGERS, TO ARMS!!! - After years of enduring abuse and slander, our time has come. The Revolution is at hand! Today: Britain, tomorrow: the world!


TAGS: redheads everywhere theres too many game over man game over
Rating: 2.76/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

MashiMashi - February 29, 2012, 8:56 pm
All the gingers at my gym have exceptional and proportional racks, If the girls fat they're humongus, if the girls skinny they're big.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2009, 8:19 pm
Only the British care about Gingers....the rest of the world have better minorities too hate.......like Mexicans or albinos.
Woodywood03a - September 10, 2009, 7:50 pm
I love Red headed women. I would love to see a Red headed Japanese woman. Then I will say, "YES... THERE IS REALLY SOMEONE THAT LOVES ME!!!"
Jas - September 10, 2009, 6:58 pm
OMG those people are on fire! Help them!
rogueagent - September 10, 2009, 6:46 pm
I never understood why gingers got the abuse, I think red headed women are great.


20 YEARS AGO -


TAGS: depressed spongebob gary bowl bed night sad squarepants too soon but funny
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

BanFhiosaiche777 - March 19, 2012, 4:40 pm
Absolutely perfect! Right down to that %^&*( sponge which I would love to blow-up into 1,000's of little sponges!! H8 that stupid thing!
Iconoclast - October 8, 2011, 9:07 pm
OUTSTANDING !!


HANG IN THERE -


TAGS: damn cat has been around for too long anyway
Rating: 3.25/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

LogicDude - June 15, 2009, 2:12 pm
You wife-beating, political, NSFW, seal-clubbing, pedophiles piss me off with you- Oh wait...wrong poster. My bad.
Haarakkon - June 15, 2009, 8:00 am
Agd! You've made me snort my coffee yet again.
Haarakkon - June 15, 2009, 8:00 am
Agd! You've made me snort my coffee yet again.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 9:37 pm
Too soon.
Sean - June 14, 2009, 9:16 pm
Genius.


FRIENDS - It's good to have friends. It's better to have some freakier and uglier than you.


TAGS: emo freak ugly fail owned jerk tool
Rating: 2.82/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

BriaHere - August 18, 2009, 11:41 am
These comments are priceless.
surprisebuttsecks - August 18, 2009, 3:44 am
The one on the right is rotting. Look at her(or whatever) eye.
Jmac0585 - May 8, 2009, 4:14 pm
I am going to go with the androgynous one on the right. At least I can tell the one on the left is female. I am not sure the one on the left is human.
Fatty - April 30, 2009, 11:33 am
Which one is the freakier and uglier one?


SCARIFICATION TATTOOS - because "Traditional" Ink tattoos have become too mainstream


TAGS: tattoos
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by house

skarjj - September 24, 2013, 4:55 pm
how that hell was that done.
falloutghoul - April 11, 2013, 9:39 pm
Oh, gawd. Please tell me this guy was out cold when this was done.


JERKS - Spicing up the World since 10,000 BC (Gary Larson rules!!!)


TAGS: larson jerk jerks cartoon
Rating: 2.4/5

More motifakes by Tereso

Trapper - February 18, 2009, 2:12 am
Why we have republicans, tunnelers, emos and people who drive slow in the passing lane
Anonymous - October 23, 2008, 9:17 pm
And He made Smurfs in His image, in His image He created them, Smurf and Smurf...
KindaLikeHisPosters - May 28, 2008, 7:35 pm
COMEBACKS: Mike's need some work.
Mike - May 28, 2008, 3:33 pm
People that say "Not so much." = Douchers
LarsonFTW - May 13, 2008, 11:51 pm
This one was at least funny. The other 30 you've made? Not quite so much.
Dream Police - May 13, 2008, 3:46 pm
And now we have it ... the method to the madness. I'm relieved.


WHO YOU TRYING TO GET CRAZY WITH ESE? - Don't you know I'm loco?




HONESTLY - How Can You ?


TAGS: poo honest honestly eat cartoon poop love
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by MustyK

elixiri - August 2, 2011, 12:13 pm
This is the very first motifake I read a few months back and start camping here for a while now.


A GENTLEMAN -


TAGS: politeness vs the tool of satan
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Bartimaeus - January 6, 2010, 11:08 pm
lol Great caption! 5/5
Current Resident - January 2, 2010, 4:41 pm
True and very well done! 5L
agdaniele - January 1, 2010, 12:48 pm
Excellent, again!


IMAGINATION - puts meaning into Chaos


TAGS: god immagination tatoo chaos church
Rating: 4.39/5

More motifakes by changeling

Hawamleh - April 22, 2012, 3:43 pm
Just make sure they don't come from those two ;)
changeling - April 18, 2012, 8:28 am
Thanks Man, sure I'm gonna come ;)
M0rd3kaI - April 12, 2012, 5:52 pm
Agreed with Ricky here, good one. Pop into the forum area, might just pick up a few tips.
changeling - April 12, 2012, 12:58 pm
Thank you! Yeah, sorry for that, but this is my first work, I need some practice.. :D
Rick69 - April 11, 2012, 2:27 pm
Very nice... "God is an imaginary friend for grown ups"... Oh yeah, forgot to say Spoiler Alert...


VELMA IS SEXY! - JINKIES!


TAGS: velma scooby doo scooby doo saturday morning cartoons hanna barbera
Rating: 2.48/5

More motifakes by jalford

Woodywood03a - August 20, 2009, 2:01 pm
(shaking head in shame.) Been there, done her and got the t-shirt.
LogicDude - July 29, 2009, 9:30 am
I always DID like Velma more than Daphne...I knew she was hiding something (or 2 somethings) in that sweater!
doofenshmirtz - July 29, 2009, 9:16 am
DUUUDE!!!! That would be cool if that actually looked like velma except for the outfit. I am tempted to tunnel you and EPIC FAIL!!!


TATTOOS - That's right this baby is more of a badass then you will ever be.




I R R E P R E S S I B L E - Resistant to failure Unmoved by fate or circumstances Unafraid...


TAGS: badass tattoo shark nub
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by Chef

twill1962 - September 15, 2012, 8:32 am
Only one word: AWESOME! 5Ls!


SOMETIMES -


TAGS: god needs some lols too
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Rhinosaurus - August 21, 2010, 2:04 pm
5L Haw, well done as usual. @Bart - Genesis actually.
Ed-Hyde - August 19, 2010, 7:22 am
Amsome. A ton of class A motifakes n cubbyfakes this morning.
Hawamleh - August 19, 2010, 7:09 am
Me being the Inbred Muslim I Am, I Wouldnt Know Levictus if it ass raped me.... so yeah.
Bartimaeus - August 19, 2010, 4:09 am
Is this from Leviticus? 5/5
Derek - August 19, 2010, 3:26 am
Engel, angel, ange, ángel argh.
Derek - August 19, 2010, 1:46 am
...and then, the angle dislocated his leg.


LIKE CURLY ON FACEBOOK - Like Moe and Larry too.




HIP HOP - NOW AVAILABLE IN WEST VIRGINIA




SORROW -


TAGS: sorrow tears neener is too sober now
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Neener

spacedog - October 19, 2010, 7:30 pm
Excellent.
Reality Lord - October 19, 2010, 2:08 pm

nice 1 neener.


IDIOT - Can there be ANY doubt in court what the answer will be to: "Can you identify the man who assaulted you?"


TAGS: idiot stupid dumb criminal tattoo
Rating: 4.05/5

More motifakes by RetiredUSNChief

thwolf - November 30, 2010, 8:37 pm
@ IllicoPresto. No, no he did not get a job.
IllicoPresto - November 30, 2010, 7:37 pm
Hey, he shaved off his beard! I wonder if he ever got a job? See # 80584
5150monkeylove - November 30, 2010, 1:57 am
crap.... right cheek. 3 L chief
5150monkeylove - November 30, 2010, 1:56 am
He isn't a relative of mine. (left cheek)


Statistics -


TAGS: stoopid men ladder fall sniffingpaint
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by theyuk

Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 10:07 am
Less disease resistance too. Though you could look at this picture as an example of getting between harm and our family. Not shown is his wife out of frame shrieking "You were supposed to pain the hallway weeks ago!"
Pikeman - November 5, 2015, 5:04 pm
That only looks dangerous because you don't understand the physics involved. Men have shorter lifespans than women and get between harm and our families far more than women.


AT TIMES LIKE THIS - It's best to just stick to your story. "Fine. Arrest me if you want, but I was just trying to get you guys laid."


TAGS: ironic cops police service the men the tattoo commands it
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - February 23, 2010, 12:31 am
Thanks, lol. I'm thinking about getting the same tattoo. Cops need all the help they can get.
Skatastic - February 22, 2010, 7:14 pm
Now, that sir, is a truely dedicated citizen. 5 mexican advertisers for you sir.


CARTOON DAY - MAY CALENDAR -




Can't -


TAGS: too tired
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by GaryO

Silverheart - June 24, 2015, 6:52 pm

Problem is, she just might. With garbage and broken stuff.
concern3 - June 24, 2015, 3:39 pm
great one a 5er


PRIORITIES - Personally, I'd have opted for dental work over the body art, but that's just me.




WHAT HAPPENED? -


TAGS: cartoons
Rating: 4.17/5
zoomer296 - January 4, 2013, 11:29 pm
My niece watches "dora the explorer" and what I don't get is why dora puts on a life jacket then jumps on top of alligators..
corbett06 - April 7, 2010, 9:34 pm
kids cartoons these days are shitty...they need to get rid of the pussy ass jonas brothers...should make them stand in a heaping pile of shit for a week to wipe that pretty boy shit of their face
agdaniele - March 20, 2010, 10:45 am
Soldiers, huh? Getting efft up in the schoolyard is called growing up... and can't be blamed on Scooby Doo. Having a "soldier" to prevent it is queer. Booger, you missed the point of this. Tard.
booger13 - March 20, 2010, 10:05 am
READ AS PEOPLE WHO GOT EFFT UP in the playground, or had WIMPY PARENTS >__> THANK GOD FOR OUR SOLDIERS , FTW >__> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~` "A lot of lobbies & groups against Television's violence. That's what happened."
Densaku - February 15, 2010, 9:19 am
A lot of lobbies & groups against Television's violence. That's what happened.
Occupo Noctis - December 28, 2009, 4:19 pm
Voltron... Robotech... Starship Yamato... Battle of the Planets: G-Force... even The Monkeys... *sigh*
Jmac0585 - December 1, 2009, 5:36 pm
Third law of thermodynamics.
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 4:36 pm
The hanson brothers? Like from the movie slap-shot?
MrRandom - November 30, 2009, 9:06 pm
Neither is most pop, rock, r and b, or whatevers called radio music nowadays.
DreMagnum - November 30, 2009, 9:05 pm
and they arent as talented as Hanson
MrRandom - November 30, 2009, 9:01 pm
To put it in blunt terms, they're the Hanson Brothers, but they've lasted longer.
Bartimaeus - November 30, 2009, 9:00 pm
Part of a horrid plague that humanity has been damned with...but the kids seem to like 'em.
TheTrashHeap - November 30, 2009, 8:52 pm
MASK!!! Thats a blast from the past! WTF is a jonas brother?
DreMagnum - November 30, 2009, 8:39 pm
Become whores, it might be a mixed blessing when i get older
Bartimaeus - November 30, 2009, 8:37 pm
Yeah, God damn it...they do...What's going to become of this generation? I ask you.
DreMagnum - November 30, 2009, 8:35 pm
Jonas Brothers dont have a tv show, do they?
MrRandom - November 30, 2009, 8:33 pm
Rugrats, Looney Toons, Bump in the Night we're all great. Now we have the Jonas Brothers. Another sign of the apocalypse comes round.
Bartimaeus - November 30, 2009, 8:31 pm
I know, dude. When I was a kid, it was all about DBZ and Gundam Wing...now I'm trying to talk my nephew out of watching Hannah Montana. This is a sad time we live in.
Fatt Matt - November 30, 2009, 5:55 pm
War on drugs...
Me_ - November 30, 2009, 4:32 pm
Homos and Minorities have taken over the country.
DreMagnum - November 29, 2009, 8:18 pm
How are any of those perverted?
DasGhoti - November 29, 2009, 8:15 pm
Perverts, or complete retards.


HEY MOM...... - ....why can't I find a job?


TAGS: tattoo pierce goth job mom ear ring
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

dragonrider33 - April 4, 2014, 10:40 pm
Men in Black called they want the aliens to leave earth.
BennyChick - March 15, 2010, 3:47 pm
I know a place that will take them all....but im not telling cause theres a waiting list and my normal looking azz is next
MrBlack - February 26, 2010, 10:50 am
Sorry, meant to say "Kinda sad" not kinda saw.
MrBlack - February 26, 2010, 10:49 am
Sorry, meant to say "Kinda sad" not kinda saw.
Cyrenius - February 19, 2010, 8:24 am
Yap, his the most normal from this bunch. Nasty, good posters thou
MrBlack - February 17, 2010, 5:13 pm
Kinda saw when the bald guy with a completely tattooed head is the most normal lookin.


IRONIC TATTOOES - Make Patrolman Adamson smile


TAGS: cops tattoo
Rating: 3.47/5

More motifakes by philup ontacos

barockeva - March 12, 2009, 8:00 pm
But the police was such a great band...
agdaniele - February 28, 2009, 3:27 pm
I'd like to buy an "E" Pat.


SMURF ASSASSIN - When you absolutely positively must have a smurf killed overnight.


TAGS: smurf assassin killer les schtroumpfs belgian cartoon papa jokey brainy smurfette murder smurficide
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

CANADA - July 27, 2009, 1:40 pm
sorry to be a grammar nazi But i also said i liked it
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 27, 2009, 1:27 pm
Here:,,,,,,,. Happy?
BoneCD - July 27, 2009, 8:33 am
Ok then...it's just missing a couple commas. Before and aft "positively". That's all.
Arrogant Knight - July 27, 2009, 8:28 am
Yeah, ackward. ...Totally.
CANADA - July 27, 2009, 8:27 am
the wording is a little ackward but i laughed
Ed-Hyde - July 27, 2009, 7:14 am
OMG a funny motifake, say it isn't so!
Sean - July 26, 2009, 9:18 pm
I'm thinkin' that it's the dude's apparent method of dispatch that Front cares most about ... expediency is a distant second.
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 8:55 pm
Pricey, but the job will be done right. Nice 'un.


THE BEST JOKES ARE SHORT! -


TAGS: funny camel toe tattoo
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by forseti

Thedge - September 1, 2014, 2:20 pm
Umm... isn't that a cream-toe? That's nasty.
forseti - May 5, 2010, 1:24 pm
hey pieman, I use the net for about 15 years now and i'm often on these "discovery"-pages. so I extend my school English early on with the really useful words...*eg* Now give me a nice creampie, bitch! ;)
pieman - May 5, 2010, 1:18 pm
You may be German but you sure understand our euphemisms. 5 bearded clams.


9 LINE MEDEVAC REQUEST... -


TAGS: corpsman medic military tattoo dedicated
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

Anonymous2 - October 19, 2010, 2:04 pm
I'm thinking of a similar medical tattoo, but on my chest. "Dear coroner, please try CPR one last time, please."
raiben - October 18, 2010, 11:05 pm
that is a really good idea.. lolz 5ls from me


INFATUATION -


TAGS: love sucks tattoo decchallenge
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by sickartist

CANADA - December 6, 2009, 10:13 pm
AGGY FTW!
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 10:03 pm
49 year old loser. Gone.
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 10:03 pm
Shhhhh..... hear that? He's banned permanently.
Produceman117 - December 6, 2009, 9:57 pm
WTF?
Jaboogie - December 6, 2009, 9:54 pm
is nice


CARTOONS - Back in the day, we watched violence-filled Looney Tunes. Nowadays kids watch crap like Dora the Explorer. They won't make it in the real world.


TAGS: looney tunes foghorn leghorn cartoons
Rating: 4.5/5

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Aurielius - October 3, 2015, 9:38 am
Duck season or Wabbit season..that is the real question..chuckles
axe11154 - September 20, 2012, 7:56 pm
In my day the muppets showed me how to be happy in my day the looney toons showwed me how to fight in my day the world understood this and now look. children will never be the same again.
EmilioDumphque - September 17, 2012, 12:51 am
Geez, what a bunch of grumpy old men! All together now:"In MY day..."
greenknight - March 23, 2011, 10:06 pm
Bring back the old cartoons and a cheer the Crazyfreddy should join: BRING BACK THE FU*KING MUPPET SHOW!!
boeweizer - August 6, 2010, 12:20 pm
looney toons and tom and jerry i always lol my face off
corbett06 - July 15, 2010, 1:26 am
old cartoons were and still are the shit hands down...sponge bob fuck pants has nothing on daffy duck
crazyfreddy - July 13, 2010, 6:11 pm
So true , bring the old cartoons back !!


THE 1990'S - Oh, how I miss them.


TAGS: 1990s cartoons animaniacs freakazoid ren and stimpy rockos modern life transformers beavis and butthead g i gi gijoe joe tiny toons the tick
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by Treehodger

SynIkaru - June 3, 2010, 3:23 am
this is why netflicks is the shit. they have all of these ion their instant list
amina - March 18, 2010, 9:53 am
I miss the 90's cartoons. I have to find them all on DVD now :(
pharaoh15 - March 18, 2010, 8:29 am
Where Are The Angry Beavers, Man give me a biig huug!
CANADA - February 15, 2010, 4:04 am
I was born in 90, and the only one of those i watched was Beevis and Butthead
MrBlack - February 14, 2010, 10:48 pm
What? No "Aaaah! Real Monsters"? Oh well. My favorite is still Looney Toons. Then again, that wasn't quite 90's since they were reruns when my mother watched them as a child.
Treehodger - February 14, 2010, 9:56 pm
Well as far as I know, Transformers were in comics way before the 90s, and even had a tv show in the 80s. But the best were in the 90s.
zammuelist - February 14, 2010, 9:48 pm
animaniacs and the original transformers were awesome
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 8:36 pm
Freakazoid... chimpanzee.
Treehodger - February 14, 2010, 6:59 pm
Heh, I am sure there were better shows in the 70's and 80's, but I am only turning 21 on May 9th. So I would not exactly "Miss" them.


REALISTIC TATTOOS - Though appealing, be prepared to get ran from or slapped in the neck a lot.




VOICE OVERS - there is only one king


TAGS: cartoons voice overs
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by Airman

Aurielius - August 22, 2015, 10:44 am
Mel Blanc..hands down.
Buzzramjet - February 1, 2012, 1:31 am
Mel Blanc? Pick your own?
mariand - January 6, 2012, 6:07 am
lol... is this a joke or what?... you can't deny an entire history for an character, and that, known by his lack of intelligence...
MashiMashi - January 6, 2012, 2:02 am
@mariand-How can this be amsome WHEN THERE IS NO PATRICK!!!
mariand - January 5, 2012, 12:34 am
amsome


REDHEADS - Not everybody wants one.


TAGS: redheads come in xlg too
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

spacedog - September 2, 2010, 11:41 pm
LOL! Man down! We've got a man down.
suenero - September 2, 2010, 11:37 pm
BBW cleavage. My kryptonite. Please stop me before...before...oh for the love of gawd, stop me!
5150monkeylove - September 2, 2010, 10:01 pm
per RL's poster, its not to hard to change how you feel.... w/ just a few more shots
agdaniele - September 2, 2010, 9:46 pm
Hair clip.... chambered, and ready to use! (you know what I'm sayin)


NERD GIRLS -


TAGS: life time woman college joke education entende wild sexy tattoo back neck
Rating: 2.7/5

More motifakes by giulio

Agent K - August 6, 2009, 3:13 pm
my vote is = 66394
Killroykill - August 6, 2009, 2:44 pm
e^(ix)=cos(x)+isin(x) =de Moivre's formula so cos(pi)=-1 and sin(pi)=0 and i*0=0 leaving -1+1 which is 0
ryder13 - June 27, 2009, 1:47 pm
I second the call for a translator.
rerun - June 27, 2009, 11:59 am

I need a translation in order to vote.


NEVER GIVE UP -


TAGS: never too old enjoy life
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

rerun - October 12, 2011, 9:14 pm

It is pretty close to accurate....sucks to be getting older.
mariand - October 12, 2011, 6:48 am
how do you know RR is old?...the pic can be fake...lol


ROCK BOTTOM - She took it all, that cruel bitch, ALL OF IT! The scratching post, the litter box, even the kittens man. I just don't wanna deal with it anymore..I can haz gun in my mowth?! I need some nip


TAGS: cats deal with shit too
Rating: 4.27/5

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agdaniele - June 6, 2010, 10:56 pm
Oldie and a goodie!
Fatt Matt - January 14, 2010, 10:05 am
I like it. I can haz +5
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:11 am
Usually I hate these...This one gets my 5. Well played Sir.
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 11:10 pm
Nice! I love when a fodder picture is made into something good. 5L


DO THESE PANTS - Make my butt look big? NO! IT'S YOUR HUGE BUTT!


TAGS: too much ass even for culos
Rating: 3.43/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 16, 2015, 11:36 pm
Stupid censorship rules. Oh NO, it's the B word. The 4 letter b word! Run for the hills! I WONDER what the dastardly word I used was. It couldn't be a word that's present in the picture I'm commenting on itself.
nobodyofdistinction - September 16, 2015, 11:35 pm
Does my butt make these pants look big?
phydeaux - February 15, 2010, 9:00 am
That thought had not occurred to me...but you may be right!
agdaniele - February 15, 2010, 8:53 am
It's Pat!


HAPPY EASTER -


TAGS: cartoon character family guy stewie evil plan easter
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - March 29, 2013, 3:27 pm
Too bad...should of waited. I've got a "plus" poster coming soon...as soon as I can word it right...and there's some bunnies let me tell ya! Appreciate the 5 hun!
Silverheart - March 29, 2013, 2:13 pm

I volunteer to face this army of chocolate bunnie5.


CAPTAIN CAVEMAN - A short hairy guy touring around with 3 hot chicks? (Sound like a Ron Jeremy movie.)


TAGS: capt captain caveman cavey teen angel hanna barbera cartoon cartoons
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by jalford

Agent K - August 6, 2009, 9:45 am
hahaha thats how you do it man 5 poodles for you!
jake - August 6, 2009, 9:19 am
BWAHAHAAHAAA!!! jalford actually made a 'funny'!!!


PLANKING -


TAGS: stiff laid out too bad
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

forseti - July 25, 2011, 2:21 pm
They tried to make me go to rehab, I said "No, No, No"...


CARTOON CLASSICS -


TAGS: cartoons
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by valkor

valkor - February 15, 2011, 9:12 pm
oh noes. I've been mocked by someone who just mashed his keyboard with his forehead to make a username. I'll just check your posters to find out what real comedy is......... hmm.... what no posters ? ? ? guess I'll just keep doing it my way then.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 15, 2011, 9:05 pm
That's enough sdfghjkl...or whoever you are. Comments like that will not be tolerated.
CoolioIndeed - February 15, 2011, 8:57 pm
I'm sure there is no connection WHATSOEVER between "sdfghjkl" and "Phil812". It's sad, really.
sdfghjkl - February 15, 2011, 8:51 pm
you call this comedy?
Sean - February 15, 2011, 5:13 pm
All kidding aside, do you know how many kids died over the years while trying to imitate the cayote, or, though more rarely, the roadrunner? Not enough.
valkor - February 12, 2011, 8:54 pm
point taken.
agdaniele - February 12, 2011, 12:26 pm
I gave it a 5, but you should've used a real cell of the classic toon... not a modernized version. You get the point across nicely, but don't hit that nostalgic button in us elders.


YOU JUST DON'T GET IT, DO YOU? - I tolerated it when you brought home a baby. That bird, I’ll get that bird, mark my words. Now you want to get a dog?




TATTOOS - Where you can kiss a legitimate career goodbye


TAGS: tattoos
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by sureok

maoworks2 - June 24, 2012, 4:11 pm
Ya Moby Dick
EmilioDumphque - June 24, 2012, 3:18 am
Queequeg!
MPsniper - June 23, 2012, 9:30 pm
and he has been shot in the face with a fishing tackle box.


KIDS CARTOONS - Just aren't what they used to be


TAGS: vegeta cartoons dragonball z
Rating: 3.32/5

More motifakes by Tobelgoog

awesomeman - May 17, 2010, 3:15 pm
I remember that episode, it was great. Too much censorship now a days.
awesomeman - May 17, 2010, 3:14 pm
I remember that episode, it was great. Too much censorship now a days.
dragontamer1990 - April 18, 2010, 6:50 pm
Totally miss this AWESOME anime DBZ. Unfortunally they aint, I miss most of the cartoons from when I was little which was in the 90's
angryceltic - December 8, 2009, 5:46 pm
i miss that show so much


THE U.S. COAST GUARD - who else will save your dumb ass?


TAGS: an angle you don t want to see too much
Rating: 4.48/5

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MO - March 22, 2010, 1:22 pm
How does that allways happen to me? Swear I posted this without seeing your comments below Phy.....
MO - March 22, 2010, 1:21 pm
5 "whistling shit cans" for you!!
CANADA - March 15, 2010, 3:12 pm
but it would be a fun ride


BATTLE OF THE SEXES -


TAGS: men are easily understood wytch
Rating: 4.1/5

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Reality Lord - August 21, 2011, 12:30 pm

tru dat but i do love to push buttons


TATTOO - With a great tattoo comes great pain


TAGS: tattoo
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by ravi001

zoomer296 - February 16, 2013, 4:11 pm
Sorry, URL broken, here is a new one: http://tinyurl.com/caef2t9
zoomer296 - February 16, 2013, 4:10 pm
http://www.moviecitizens.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/terminator-arm-tattoo.jpg
zoomer296 - February 7, 2013, 10:01 pm
I want to get one like this but with a terminator endoskeleton instead.
twill1962 - October 20, 2012, 1:29 pm
Epic tattoo! 5L!


NIKOLA TESLA WAS REALLY COOL -


TAGS: damn this guy was insane he developed plans for a death ray and an earthquake machine holy shit i wanna meet this guy too bad he is dead
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

AudioStalker - March 18, 2010, 2:01 pm
Brilliant. 5 Magnetic kittens to this electric poster. (Awesome! :D)
lesterinside - March 11, 2010, 3:00 am
Yes, the internet is also a product of one his ideas. Wireless light bulbs and free electricity for everyone, only a real lunatic would be that generous. It's hard to imagine life without this Brilliant man. A/C rules
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 8:38 pm
LOL!! There was a bit of a shadow there.
MrRandom - March 9, 2010, 8:35 pm
That, and a way to get rid of Edison.
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 8:29 pm
So, he needed prozac?
MrRandom - March 9, 2010, 8:22 pm
The dude was a mad scientist after all.
TheTrashHeap - March 9, 2010, 8:11 pm
You really are a virgin eh Cpn!
CpnKangaroo - March 9, 2010, 8:01 pm
Tesla is in my top three people i want to meet if they were alive
Derek - March 7, 2010, 3:25 pm
Genius - both him and the poster
thatonechick - March 7, 2010, 11:14 am
ArcAttack uses badass Tesla coils.


ARMY TATTOOS -


TAGS: army tattoos
Rating: 3.96/5

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IllicoPresto - June 28, 2010, 7:13 pm
At first glance, i thought it said INEDIBLE; now that is a tatoo worth getting!
agdaniele - June 26, 2010, 11:29 pm
This guy is an f'n retard. No less of a problem than the insurgents.


Wreking Balm -




DO THIS MAKE MY TITS TOO BIG? - well, does it???


TAGS: tits too big
Rating: 1.95/5

More motifakes by Woodywood03a

Woodywood03a - March 7, 2010, 12:50 pm
Well, for one thing, it is getting air time.
TheTrashHeap - February 2, 2010, 9:49 pm
Dude Zat sux!
CANADA - February 2, 2010, 9:48 pm
aww, does that mean you're not my brozer? lol
[email protected] - February 2, 2010, 9:36 pm
CANADA...Because I took a chance and hired a retard to teach me how to type "THANKYOUVERYMUCH". All you know how to do is hurt.
Woodywood03a - February 1, 2010, 4:23 pm
I am glad that I am here right now.... soon, I will do better pictures
Fatt Matt - February 1, 2010, 2:58 pm
Thank you!!
CANADA - February 1, 2010, 2:54 pm
@yeodawg, why the FUCK do you insist on typing like a retard?
Faceplant31 - February 1, 2010, 1:28 pm
Ey Bovee, PM
Bovee - February 1, 2010, 1:13 pm
the comment should have been "do white pants make my cock look big". either that or "hey that chick ate adams apple"
GreyScorpion - February 1, 2010, 11:17 am
NO!! NOT EVER. NO MORE SHATTING OF THE BRICKS!!
[email protected] - February 1, 2010, 11:15 am
WOODYWOOD03, your my brozer from another mother and all, but this should be a when you see it, you'll shit bricks! I was in mid-fap when I did!
[email protected] - February 1, 2010, 11:12 am
No but it makes your package look huge TRANNY. What is she wearing a cod piece or something. You wanna wrap zat package to go.
TheTrashHeap - February 1, 2010, 10:17 am
Sir Culos FTW. That was the funniest thing i have read on this site in months! All hail Culos!!!!
culos - February 1, 2010, 9:32 am
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's fanny. Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock cos Jill's a fuckin' tranny.
culos - February 1, 2010, 9:09 am
And that's why we need picture proof. His titties are indeed to big a distraction to properly judge the further qualities....;-)
LogicDude - February 1, 2010, 9:01 am
Something doesn't look quite right...in the *ahem* groin area...TRAP DETECTED!
culos - February 1, 2010, 8:00 am
I don't know, send us some more pictures and we'll let you know...
Sidereal - February 1, 2010, 7:37 am
Does this make my tits look too big?


WHAT YOUR TATTOO SAYS ABOUT YOU -


TAGS: tattoo auschwitz pow
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Airman

Millzy - August 23, 2016, 9:25 pm
Krissie, thank you for sharing that.
MashiMashi - December 22, 2013, 12:26 pm
Whoopd Dman!!
EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 10:03 am
The wickedest tattoo you could get today! (Especially if it spells "SHELL OIL" upside down!!)
spindle - June 25, 2011, 2:38 pm
The only kind of tat I have any respect for.
Krissie - June 22, 2011, 11:09 pm
My stepgrandfather had one...my grandmother had told me about the concentration camps when i was quite young, where he was...I may not have been MAYBE 8, perhaps 9...but I understood well enough what evil he'd seen and been through...so I NEVER asked.
MPsniper - June 21, 2011, 4:59 pm
the Nazis used numbers. we may soon have barcodes put on our kids at birth. far fetched?... maybe....maybe NOT.
forseti - June 21, 2011, 3:49 pm
touching!


THE RIGHT TOOL - when you need to have an argument definately settled




GOLD PANTS -


TAGS: gold pants 70 s fruity gay homo disco dork tool
Rating: 2.48/5

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agdaniele - February 18, 2010, 8:10 pm
I liked this one better.


THREE STOOGES CAN RESOLVE ANYTHING WITH 3 'NYUKS' AND A FEW 'WOOPS' -




CARTOONS ARE FOR KIDS - It's really obvious. Isn't it?




THERE'S NO UGLY WOMEN, BUT -


TAGS: women too lazy to shave
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by gas

twill1962 - October 10, 2012, 10:10 am
It's a female Wookie!


INCEST - ...the reason why we drive so fast through the Bible belt.


TAGS: incest ugly toothless redneck
Rating: 2.89/5

More motifakes by dantheman

dantheman - August 8, 2012, 12:26 am
Yes....I admit.....I been served.....
dantheman - August 8, 2012, 12:25 am
LOL. Yeah....you caught me off guard, ya fucker! I'll be waitin', Mr. Mo-Fo! :)
steve1961 - August 7, 2012, 11:26 pm
And btw if this was meant to be some sort of criticism, I should let you know that I only respond to mods... ;) LOL
steve1961 - August 7, 2012, 11:06 pm
Thanks:) From one genius to another :)
steve1961 - August 7, 2012, 11:01 pm
As romantic as that sounds, Danny Boy...you're not my type...go hit on someone else or I'll scream...
rerun - August 7, 2012, 9:43 pm

steve, you sir....GENIUS.
dantheman - August 7, 2012, 3:08 pm
Oh you SUCK!
steve1961 - August 7, 2012, 11:32 am
Interesting picture but they have a policy here about no personal photos...


Maturity -


TAGS: beavis and butthead mtv cartoon
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Cannabal

Cannabal - August 2, 2013, 12:43 am
And YOU SIR are full of shit!
tomyironmane - August 1, 2013, 11:37 pm
YOU SIR! Are a bunghole. And so am I.
Cannabal - July 18, 2013, 11:13 pm
All glory to the bunghole.
tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 9:59 pm
YOU WILL GIVE THE GREAT CORNHOLIO TP!
falloutghoul - June 13, 2013, 8:08 am
5 Almighty Bungholes!


YOUR MASTURBATION TOOL - Is now a back-to school gift. For young girls.




TOOLS -


TAGS: two tools tape lube pzy
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

CaptJosh - February 3, 2011, 4:34 am
WD40 is a solvent. It dissolves rust, etc., to free hinges, etc. Then you have to wait for it to dry or wipe it off and apply a proper lubricant. Unless you use it for bike brake pads or other odd uses. And wow I'm pedantic late at night... *blink blink*
spacedog - November 12, 2010, 8:08 pm
Stops squeaks and leaks. 5 possums.


C H O I C E S - You can either remain a social misfit or you can forget your sorrows, and perhaps score with Wonder Woman.


TAGS: batman superman christmas wonder woman justice league funny cartoon lol
Rating: 3.89/5

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Derek - February 24, 2010, 6:38 pm
Fancy dress - come as you are!


ORDER MUST BE MAINTAINED - These characters are too damn wild and out of control !


TAGS: characters too damn wild
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by Budog

jayman450 - August 4, 2014, 3:00 am
THE OWL IS ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jeffhardy25 - November 23, 2011, 4:10 pm
This is f*cking horrible XD
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 22, 2011, 5:59 pm
And them damn rabbits, they don't know the term "population control." That can also cause some serious damage.
Iconoclast - November 22, 2011, 12:39 pm
Excellent!! Absolutely Excellent!!
Arvantillian - November 22, 2011, 12:25 pm
and lets not forget the birds are capable of arial attacks
gas - November 21, 2011, 6:17 pm
and skuns are in possession of biological weapons!


THATS NOT BEING NICE! THATS JUST PUTTING ON A NICE SWEATER -




CANDLEJACK - No one actually believes that he ex-


TAGS: freakazoid candlejack cartoon funny
Rating: 2.88/5

More motifakes by subtlehsutle5

Unstupidifyer - June 24, 2009, 9:58 am
P.S.: Culos, just because you can't make time to relax and watch TV, that doesn't give you the right flame those of us who can. t(./.t)
Unstupidifyer - June 24, 2009, 9:54 am
kisame, your an idiot. That's the character "CandleJack", from the cartoon "Freakazoid!"
Culos - February 10, 2009, 9:54 am
I feel sorry for the poster and all previous commentators. Knowing who/what/when and where on this poster is epically sad.
kisame hoshigake - February 10, 2009, 9:51 am
um thats ogie bogie not jack retard
Anya - December 31, 2008, 5:27 am
He's just misunderstood. I chill with him all the time. : whispers : save me...
Candlejack - December 31, 2008, 5:25 am
: kidnaps Kilroy :
Kilroy - October 16, 2008, 6:30 am
candlejack is a pretty cool guy eh kidna
. - September 29, 2008, 1:31 am
candlejack is fr-
RnR - September 16, 2008, 11:32 am
haha , just consider yerself lucky that there are no videos on Motifake... i know of one i would post... :)
GP.Code - September 16, 2008, 10:27 am
WHO THE FUCK clicked the create button for that motifake, is what worries me more
thehattinninja - August 26, 2008, 2:04 pm
i really miss that show. cant find dvd's or video's anywhere
Captain Douchebag - August 21, 2008, 8:04 pm
A character on the old Freakazoid! cartoon. Supposedly, if you say his name, he comes and kidnaps you. Which means..You're fucked. Nice knowin' you, buddy.
brock0lee - August 21, 2008, 6:17 pm
who the eff is candlejack?


BOREDOM -


TAGS: killed mouse too soon
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

gas - May 27, 2012, 11:31 am
hehe.. first world cat problem5


AND SO IT IS WRITTEN -


TAGS: god creation did too
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by Airman

Renza - January 23, 2013, 8:55 am
Well done
Zetmonk - January 11, 2012, 5:13 am
Nice one! Way too clever to be offensive. ;-)
maoworks2 - January 10, 2012, 5:37 pm
One Up !


LITTLE KNOWN FACT - Sailor Jerry had a Chihuahua named Rummy.


TAGS: tattooed dog
Rating: 2.77/5

More motifakes by Dangle

dragonrider33 - March 8, 2014, 10:09 pm
If that's not photoshop then I hope that dog bit hell out of the tattoo artist and the owner.


Giggle Switch -


TAGS: example of too much fun
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by theyuk

david5300 - April 25, 2017, 11:36 pm
" Giggle Switch " how appropriate !!!! I will use that term !
david5300 - April 25, 2017, 11:35 pm
" Giggle Switch " how appropriate !!!! I will use that term !


AMSOME -


TAGS: amsome tattoo suicide
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

Thedewd - July 27, 2017, 5:25 am
Some people think alcohol is a problem. Technically, it is a solution.
5150monkeylove - October 4, 2010, 9:06 pm
this time I was thanking the comments. The poster was all me.
rerun - October 4, 2010, 9:05 pm

you don't need to thank us all the time....
5150monkeylove - October 4, 2010, 9:04 pm
Thanks guys!
Neener - October 4, 2010, 4:31 pm
I absolutely love this one! 5L
crankyhead - October 4, 2010, 3:06 am
LOL!
Feasibly - October 4, 2010, 12:17 am
Rudy should log into motifake.com...he's a natural. Nice one monkey 5/5
agdaniele - October 4, 2010, 12:02 am
Coping skills. 5L


KEY TO SUCCESS - comes from making good decisions. The key to good decisions is experience. Experience comes from making BAD DECISIONS.


TAGS: funny tattoo
Rating: 4.26/5

More motifakes by aintright

hootizz - September 30, 2010, 2:37 am
I think that they were smoking some of what the Pink Horse is smoking when they had this done..., lol...!!
crankyhead - September 29, 2010, 11:02 pm
Clearly, noone put that on themselves voluntarily. LOL
agdaniele - September 29, 2010, 10:56 pm
Hint at the "lost a bet" more... I bet someone later (too new to have an avatar) will find your point funny!
crankyhead - September 29, 2010, 10:52 pm
I want to know what they were so sure of that they wagered this on it.
agdaniele - September 29, 2010, 10:52 pm
LOL! Ghey!
Cubbybear - September 29, 2010, 10:50 pm
I want to see the face of this person
agdaniele - September 29, 2010, 10:43 pm
I shudder at the idea for the lower-back tat. 5L


THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH A USELESS MAN -




OOPS - Looks like he made the chain too long.




DISCO JESUS -


TAGS: jesus too funky
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by spacedog

spacedog - August 15, 2009, 4:13 am
The resurrection... Ba da bump bump ting. God it's late. Goodnight everybody!
Sir - August 15, 2009, 2:45 am
not so much


7UP -


TAGS: 7up sprite tool
Rating: 2.18/5

More motifakes by Spangle

[email protected] - November 18, 2009, 10:42 am
Of course if your hung-over it's the frikin tears of god himself, dripping from the very heavens bringing you life giving refreshment. I prefer the sugar water named after fairies and wood-land nymphs.
Derek - November 17, 2009, 11:49 pm
That's right! Show your loyalty to the marketing campaign you've bought into. Go sugar water with the red-dot!


STILL A FAIL - Because there are 2 E's in awesome.


TAGS: tattoo spelling awesome fail
Rating: 2.05/5

More motifakes by tito42

tito42 - May 6, 2010, 10:07 pm
yep, that was my first week. i made an account so i could make this motifake, not realizing its been done.
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 4:14 pm
LMAO, GS! Could it be put more elegantly, I submit that it could not!
GreyScorpion - April 4, 2010, 4:10 pm
the balance of nature, giveth to one and wackesth an other. Tis truly a Holiday
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 3:41 pm
LMAO! I could've rejected based on "already been overdone in 1994", but I couldn't bring myself to reject it.
TheTrashHeap - April 4, 2010, 3:36 pm
you mean titobvious42!
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 3:34 pm
Why should I reject tito's attempt to educate us on the finer points of spelling?
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 3:34 pm
LMAO! You bet I did! And, I gave it a 3! YEAH!!!!
TheTrashHeap - April 4, 2010, 3:33 pm
Fucking crap tunnel 1Lion. You really didn't "Have" to did you Aggy!
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 3:29 pm
Heh heh. Had to approve it. Welcome to the internet, tito42... first week online?


WOMEN - They are meant to be loved, not understood.


TAGS: women meant loved not understood
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Budog

suzieq - January 28, 2012, 12:18 pm
could have gone with another word too, but they don't take it here anym5re
mariand - January 28, 2012, 5:53 am
dude, you did it this time... 5 lol


TATTOOS - Let me give you some helpful hints...


TAGS: tattoos body art
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by MissRed

MissRed - May 19, 2010, 11:31 am
Why thank you;) That's kind of you to say.
forseti - May 19, 2010, 9:25 am
i like it everytime i see it... done similar before by airman (#60797), but who cares ;)
MissRed - May 19, 2010, 12:07 am
Thanks for the advice. My posters will defiantely need work but I think I can do it.
agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 11:45 pm
Keep working on them, Red... it takes time. Nobody comes out of the gates kickin' butt. Ok, well, some have. Just shoulder the criticism, use your head, and make posters you're proud of. It all falls into place with time and effort.
MissRed - May 18, 2010, 11:41 pm
I will agree but bein my first that was approved I'm happy with it.
Faceplant31 - May 18, 2010, 2:27 pm
Love the pic but the verbiage lacked terribly.


A STUPID TATTOO -


TAGS: tattoo gun stupid douche
Rating: 4.05/5

More motifakes by rudeboy308

Amren - July 30, 2011, 12:36 pm
Go on! Skin that smokewagon! Oh, wait, it's just a what??
rudeboy308 - July 29, 2011, 5:13 pm
If you're talking about cheap flash art, then yes. But a custom tattoo will run a couple/three hundred, plus tip--higher if it requires more visits for coloring or blackwork. Some tattoos can end up costing about as much as a high-end SIG Sauer.
Cyberhagen - July 29, 2011, 2:56 pm
Actually, probably not. A half-decent pistol will run you at least $350 if not 3 times that.


BIRTH CONTROL -


TAGS: population overload too many kids
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by tellitlikeitis

tellitlikeitis - April 13, 2011, 11:06 pm
Thanks Marlygirl. Glad to see that some of my older posters are being seen. And for the others..... well, separation worked for me.
rerun - April 13, 2011, 6:22 pm

rather sad isn't it?
Airman - April 13, 2011, 5:48 pm
our wives must have the same ob
rerun - April 13, 2011, 5:19 pm

we use abstinance at my house.
marlygirl - April 13, 2011, 4:13 pm
5L, too cool
5150monkeylove - January 24, 2011, 10:15 pm
reminds me of south park... 5 pool urinations


WHO EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS IS ABOUT? -


TAGS: cassette tape pencil tool
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Airman

Greeny - December 1, 2011, 8:56 pm
And here I was feeling old about 8 tracks
Airman - December 1, 2011, 6:30 pm
it is a cassette tape. The method of recording music and playing it in our cars and tape players before CD's came along. Sometimes you needed the pencil tor turn the wheels. Yes, there was music before 1995
tellezs - December 1, 2011, 4:12 pm
What is that thing!?
CloudchaserS - November 29, 2011, 11:51 pm
Listening to mp3's that I made from my old cassette tapes compared to CD rips, it's no wonder that the lead singer of The Lone Rangers hated how they sound


REGRET - What has been done, cannot be undone.




JOE ROGAN - "There's something you might not know about me..."




TATTOOS -




THE TATTOO - Ultimate way to avoid boredom!




THE MILITARY SPOUSE -


TAGS: thanks for sacrificing too
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by rerun

rerun - April 30, 2011, 11:08 pm

I have never been in the service....does this mean I don't have the right to appreciate the sacrifices military spouses make?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 30, 2011, 9:13 pm
I don't run a website and I get plenty of fresh air. Thanks for caring about my well being though.
Sean - April 30, 2011, 7:14 pm
(ooops, premature submission) ... explain why he struck out again, and again?
Sean - April 30, 2011, 7:12 pm
You ever notice that Moooooooooooooooooooo tends to be right in a way that also serves to s
Greeny - April 30, 2011, 7:04 pm
I was in the service, and I agree with Moo+
InkAddict90 - April 30, 2011, 4:35 pm
if you havent been in the service you really dont have a right to comment!!
InkAddict90 - April 30, 2011, 4:34 pm
like you can talk MR. IRunAWebsite and havent seen sunlight in 4 years.....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2011, 8:37 pm
Most?.....I doubt that, Why insult these poor women, If yours cheated, maybe it's because you suck as a husband.
InkAddict90 - April 28, 2011, 7:59 pm
even though most military spouses are liars and cheaters who cant stay faithful thru a 7 month deployment... not that i would know. usmc
Sean - April 27, 2011, 9:00 pm
But now there is some funny in it for me.
rerun - April 27, 2011, 8:50 pm

oh well, still doesn't hange the sentiment.
rerun - April 27, 2011, 8:47 pm

is it working?
Sean - April 27, 2011, 8:47 pm
Didn't think so. Monarch's are a tricky species.
ICEMAN - April 27, 2011, 8:46 pm
Hey rerun, are you trying to set off all the epileptics out there with that avatar?
rerun - April 27, 2011, 8:43 pm

nope, I didn't.
Sean - April 27, 2011, 8:37 pm
You realize that THAT is a pic of two Monarchs humping, don't you?
rerun - April 27, 2011, 7:28 pm

thanks for the inspiration.
marlygirl - April 27, 2011, 6:27 pm
as a Military spouse, I thank YOU. 5L


MEMORY - You can always tell a bad one....




TATTOO SLEEVES -


TAGS: gay tattoo bath
Rating: 3.69/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - June 19, 2015, 3:05 pm
They have the exact same face frames, hair color, and eye color; you do the math. In case you're not Columbo I'll tell you, they're brothers and they're goofing around for no reason at all!
Hinoron - March 27, 2012, 1:45 pm
I don't think this couple is making any attempt to appear straight in the first place. Call them gay and they'll clap for you. "Yay! you figured it out! Now guess if the water is wet or not!"


TATTOO FAIL - Just remember in ten years, you'll regret it.




JUST DESERTS -


TAGS: get to a doctor your left cheek is not the only thing that got tatooed you racist prick
Rating: 4.96/5

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Fentroll - June 21, 2012, 12:52 am
I don't care if its got a mistake, I laughed so hard i blew a nut. 5L
Plug In Baby - May 13, 2011, 10:16 pm
I lol'd at "Deserts" when it's supposed to be "Desserts"
Budog - May 13, 2011, 9:56 pm
Absolutely frickin' hilarious, but it should be Aryan...
Weapon X - November 25, 2010, 1:38 am
OK...DUMBLEDORK-DND-DOOF'S assessment aside...EFFING HILARIOUS!! I immediately started laughing uncontrollably when I saw this one...we have no need for spellcheckers here...if you've been on the internet for any amount of time you know to get over it. 5L
DrowFighterMage - November 7, 2010, 7:31 am
I'm far from a grammar/spelling nazi, but 'arian' is an ancient & extinct form of heretical Christianity named after its founder Arius & condemned by the Council of Nicaea (among others). I think you meant 'Aryan' instead.


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